Sunday, January 25, 2009, 7:51 PM,
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f-ck = sex !?!?!?!?
Hello!! You know what? I've been thinking lately of how often people use the word f-ck.And I wonder about whether they know what f-ck means.
As far as I'm concerned, f-ck = sex yes?
So why do people yell out f-cks when they're angry!?!?! Kay think about it. Replace sex with the word f-ck.
Hmm.. imagine a person on his way to school. He stayed up damn late last night doing homework. Suddenly, halfway to school, HE REALISES HE FORGOT HIS HOMEWORK!!!
So how does he expresses his anger? He shouted, "F-CK! I FORGOT THE HOMEWORK!!"
Now, if we change f-ck to sex; "SEX! I FORGOT THE HOMEWORK!!"
What if someone wakes up late? "I'm late! Oh f-ck."
Substitute it with the meaning; "I'm late! Oh sex."
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.
Kay, that sounds super wrong. See? People are using the word so wrongly.
Someone's making you angry? You go, "F-ck off." which is equal to "Sex off." !?!?!?!?
"Go f-ck yourself."? "Go sex yourself." It's kind of right actually, just that it's grammatically wrong? OKAY ENOUGH f-ck = sex.
Let's talk about.. sex = f-ck! HAHAHAHHA. This is going to be funny.
Kay imagine a teacher going to class. She's going to be your sex education teacher.
She'll say, "Okay class, I'm your sex education teacher."
Change it to f-ck? "Okay class, I'm your f-ck education teacher." LOL.
Okay, if you want to tell someone she's sexy? "Eh, you're f-cky." It sounds like an insult when you use f-cky instead of sexy.
If gender? "Please state your f-ck."
Actually, I don't think f-ck = sex = gender. But it's funny. HAHAH.
Anyway, my point is, see how wrongly people are using the word?
WHY do people use the word anyway? Who started using it when it actually doesn't make sense when people use it. But maybe there's another meaning to f-ck that I'm not aware of.
Anyone care to enlighten me?(:
SO. USE YOUR F-CKS WISELY!!!
Because if you still want to continue using it, you might as well just say sex when you're angry.
"SEX YOU!!!" "MY PET IS SEXING ANNOYING!!" "SEX THE WORLD MAN." "GO AWAY, SEXER."
funny.
