Friday, February 24, 2012, 10:29 PM, Comment [0]
PESTS
Sometimes I think pests know they creep us out and purposely crawl around when we're around, mocking us omg. Seriously. There was this one time where I was in the toilet and this freaking huge-ass cockroach appears out of nowhere in front of me. So, I was freaked and I stepped to the left to avoid the cockroach but instead of just scurrying away, that bitch moved to the left as well. So I was like, "Okay fine, not your fault... Maybe you just decided to move left also." So I stepped to the right and it freaking moved right as well omg ASDFGHJKL what a bitch right. It just knew I was freaked out by it and wanted to freak me out some more. And... It was successful. I ran the hell out of there before it could crawl up my legs omg -shudder-
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